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From: Ben Alexander
Category: Other stuff
Date: 08 March 2001
Treating the request for a review with the respect it deserves. Nicely done.
However, I must make one comment. Although the 'piece' clearly satisfies many of the requirements of modern scatological art, one is left wondering about the dimensions. I think it is well recognised that the greatest poos are both rich and full, and possess a sizable length and girth. The absence of these qualities from your description suggests that yours was probably little more than a rabbit dropping, and the reference to a 'broad bean' further reinforces this idea.
Perhaps you felt overcome with emotion because you had realised that your true destiny lies in a spring meadow, sharing leaves with your floppy eared brethren.
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