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19/06/2001
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From: Whitehammer
Category: Other stuff
Date: 19 June 2001

Review

Daves Helper Monkey - A fine specimen with much to offer, Daves helper monkey is the kind of assistance anyone would just adore at the dinner table or whilst stuck in a cupboard. Its agile limbs and quick wits make it great for entertaining small children, storing your credit cards and pencils in its ample inner cheeks, finding lice (lice are nice), and picking up coins when you can't be bothered. My one objection ? Forty Lucky Strike a day.

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