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Re: The Granville - a homeless hostel in Stoke on Trent, England
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From: Big Al Nicholsonk.
Category: Other stuff
Date: 16 July 2001

Review

Reading between the lines of this review it is clearly apparent that the premises are actually a secret test site jointly owned by NASA and R.Whites Lemonade Ltd.One is a space exploration organisation, the other a purveyor of quality 'pop', with just the right amount of bubbles in to boost the lemonyness.It can easily stand alongside it's non carbonated competitor of equal worthiness - VIMTO. The facility has been designed to monitor the effects of pop in space on mice.Due to prohibitive costs, homeless people of the same density have been substituted for mice.Lemonade is found to ward off both the effects of earth re-entry (and coppers.)Results of Vimto reviews are expected to show an innings defeat/victory.

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