mice troubles

From: Tom
Category: Other stuff
Date: 17 January 2002


The trouble with mice is that they shit all over your counters and attempt to poison you with their viruses. They chew holes in your bread and expertly extract the food from your traps without getting their necks snapped. They look cute scurrying around: like very small deer for the urban living space perhaps. But up close dead as dodos they are more similar to oversized furry insects and lack character, but this could be a quality of death rather than mice. The interim solution is to block up all your holes and move your food to the high ground, while you wait for the poison to arrive from South America. Buon Appetit!

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