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From: Fatz
Category: Exhibitions
Date: 22 September 2003
The reconstituted orangejuice served in thimbles from a special table. The meatless and tasteless and possibly dangerous sausage. The coffee a cheap version of nescafe. The plate scorching hot, perhaps from the whole being reheated in a microwave. The plate, like the sun, will take thousands of years to cool down, by which time you will choked down what you can and caused second degree burns on the roof of your mouth. The bacon dry like the desert and with rind made of cat gut and teflon. The tomato, a top, dehydrated, but at least not form a tin. The scramble egg dry and scorched with brown marks ( what a fatal mistake to presume to order such exotica). The toast cold in its rack from being brought too early. The mushrooms were ok.
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