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John Kerry wins Iowa Caucus
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From: Jane Devers
Category: Other stuff
Date: 20 January 2004

Review

I thought the caucuses were in Russia. Still John Kerry http://www.johnkerry.com/won, but I can't help but feel that he is dull loser: he is married to a Mrs Heinzhttp://www.heinz.com/jsp/index.jsp, of the ketchup fortune, so will have plenty of sauce to splash around on ads, yet he lacks the electric charisma of a president like Clinton, or even the faux naive everyman charm of frat boy Bush. The Democrats are fucked, Wesley "snipes" generalissimo Clark http://www.clark04.com/is brittle, and Dr Democrats Death Dean http://www.deanforamerica.com/ is small state demagogue who will lose big if the dcrats go for the suicide lefty option, John Edwards http://edwards.senate.gov/about.html suffers from a generic name and a plastic appearance. Lieberman no one loves.http://www.joe2004.com/site/PageServer

So prediction, a big bush licking of whichever loser the D.s choose. Only events can save them now from four more years of the grinning monkey fronting the oligarchic interests of the military industrial complex.

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