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From: Jane Devers
Category: Other stuff
Date: 16 February 2004
The English sea is the colour of tea. Muddy and shit like everything in this great country. Outside London, is a land of misery, peopled by whites, denuded of beauty, the talented or interesting lured to the metropolis; outside of london is hell and earth. Don't go, or go only to count your blessings, and stare into the sublime water that even englishmen's greatest efforts cannot wreck, for water washes and drowns UK sorrows.
Don't leave London, this shitty city is a dancing twinkling jewel, surrounded by a sea of shit food, morose landscape, and grassy mud masquerading as landscape. If you must go somewhere, take a plane to the sun, the only quality the greatest city lacks.
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