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Sweaty Shins
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From: mr P
Category: Other stuff
Date: 05 August 2004

Review

I don't remember ever having had such sweaty shins before. All those little hoverflies from France have been having a great time skidding up and down my shins. My sweaty shins are like center-parcs for those harmless little bastards. I was up in East Anglia and the hoverflies were a lot more docile up there, and there were millions and millions of them. They'd be happily supping away on my little shin-river and after having flicked about 23,000 of them to death, I let them be. I put my foot down when a wasp crashed the party, "oh no no no", I'm not having one of those little sods zip up and down my magic limb water-chute. I'm not a sweaty person, but my brother has had an over-active armpit for a year and that GUSHES. Quite common apparently. You could drown an army of insects in my brother's armpit. I used to get sweaty palms a little bit too often for my liking but they've dried up since I gave up smoking. (Allan Carr didn't say nuffink about that did he! He'd probably blame it heroin addicts like everyting else) So, dry palms, sweaty shins, what a funny turn of events. I feel I should slip in a review of something... um, err... The Count of Monte Cristo is to books what Augustus Pablo is to melodicas. Nuff said. I'm off to polish my lower legs...

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