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the T word.
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From: mr P
Category: Other stuff
Date: 19 August 2004

Review

Competing in the 4X4 terror cup. A terrible start, it slipped right out of his terror-wrist. Alert the children, terror may be luring them into cars with sweets, R&B and promises of cool ringtones. DVD pirates fund terror, every time you buy a cheap DVD from the guy outside the tube you are actually slipping into a terror-buying way of life. Osama lives off the proceeds of imitation copies of the Bourne Supremacy. Think about that, then "go about your normal life". Terror this, terror that. In the 60's we were educated to think that nuclear fall-out could be brushed off your clothes and hair. Were you watching closely over the last 3 years as the word terror was gradually evacuated of all meaning (along with 'freedom', 'peace' and many other previously important notions of humanity) "ma? who's terror and why does he hate us so much?" Terror was recently seen jumping the fence, working in the shop, hiding in your teenage sons's headphones, fucking your wife and spoiling the chances your ISA had of growing nice and fat. We've been a monstrous species since the start, but never before has it been so ludicrous, so comical, so unashamedly hipocritical, inane, and senseless. The terror will be televised...

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