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Re: 02/09/2004
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From: troper luffington
Category: Exhibitions
Date: 03 September 2004

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Hi cindy, In answer to your question 'what kind of drugs are the art critics on?'I thought I could be of help. I am an art critic, and here is a brief run down of my drug habit: I am addicted to strepsils, viks vapo-rub and st John's wort. I smoke crack at private views. I smoke weed while I write my reviews, woooah man. I take acid everytime I go to the tate, I defy anyone not to try it. I take valium when I read classics of art critcism such as, um, er, ... As for the Scream, yup it's total crap. As for selling your son's finger painings, I'll buy a couple if they're cheap. Lots of love, troper, XX

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