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From: blp
Category: Art
Date: 08 January 2005
These are all the ads I've seen tonight on TV on various channels. 1. Jody Kidd talking to Gordon Ramsey, saying how she might consider having plastic surgery and joking about how he's bad tempered. The compact Times. 2. The things we do to hydrate our hair and skin! Woman lolls around smiling a lot - Head and Shoulders sensitive 3. Woman switches off light in privy so bug flies into man's privy and he runs out scared - tampax compact, made to go unnoticed 4. backwards film beginning with man eating hat because his ugly friend meets beautiful girl who immediately snogs him when he's just said he'd eat his hat if his friend ever got a girlfriend - Mini 5. Coincidentally another story shown backwards. Boys die in car accident and then have chance to rewind and wear a seatbelt. Always wear a seatbelt. 6. Colt stumbles around to techno on grid background and turns into many colts. BMW 7. Lots of rally cars - fact packed rally car mag with model rally car 8. Kasabian, the album is here. Includes the singles...etc. Out now 9. Sporty swimming and cycling. Introducing Michelob ultra, 5% premium lager. If this is what your life's about, this is your beer. visit the website. 10. Happy orientals stroll and sit in desert, then wave flags. Singapore airlines 11. Graphics of food and drugs for health and fitness supplement in Guardian 12. Old woman in bed jealous of young pretty woman having multiple organic experience in shower with herbal essences shampoo and conditioner 13. And so our research into the perfect driving sensation leads us here, the derriere. I see you, baby, shaking that ass. Renault Megane. 14. Isn't it time for a bank that does things your way, a bank that puts you first. Teaser. 15. Animated red and white graphic. The place to buy is MFI. 16. Daily Mail is giving away a beautifully illustrated week by week guide to family health. 17. Woman gets on bus and boy sticks his tongue out at her. Did you know that the bacteria on your tongue...new Acquafresh tooth and tongue brush. Take the feeling of clean to the extreme. 18. This place gives me the creeps. Don't worry...aaagh. Gods of Ancient Egypt mag, only 89p 11. CGI ants running around airport. The post office for the little things that makes the big things happen. 12. Italian painter passionately goes to work on a fresco that turns out to be a picture of Sacla pesto jar. L'arte di Sacla. 13. Woman takes horse through house, a tradition in Yorkshire. HSBC mortgage sale. 14. 10% day at Homebase - 10% off everything, even sale items. 15. Rich people stroking things luxuriously. Nokia 16. Mud washing off flesh and bike while voice talks about food. You're not having our mud. It's good mud. Wales Cymru. 17. Woman applies lotion then frolics on lawn with child. Johnson's razor lotion. 18. Are we crazy. soundtrack: This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever been. Sofas reduced in price not once but twice. DFS double discount sale. 19. Tops tiles sale is now on! Did you know we've got a sale on. Oh yes! These are nice. What did you think? Very nice...all very nice. Don't get carried away (too late - woman has bought out the store and is having it all carried out in large boxes) 20. Animated elephants enjoy a First Choice holiday. 21. Same Sacla ad, but resulting in painting of different jar of sauce. 22. Talking microdermabrasion. L'oreal has developed ReFinish (sic), home microdermabrasion kit 23. Powerful Nitro Monster truck. Part 1 and your first components only 99p. 24. Shelves fall down due to poor assembly instructions. Isn't it better to be absolutely clear? Clear blue digital home pregnancy test. 25. red. blonde. brunette. dyed hair matched by leaves. pantene pro v radiant clour shampoo and conditioner. put back what life takes out. 26. Fake footage of Elvis, said to have started the Kingsmill. Kingsmill Toasties. 27. Welsh voice talking about activity holidays involving sipping and reclining. Wales Cymru. 28. In the furniture village sale this dining table with chairs is only... 29. I feel in my 30s, but I'm not, I'm 42. Pretty middle aged woman in various taseful black and white shots. Roc, we keep our promises. 30. Sometimes shopping for great deals can seem a bit of an expedition. (Bridget Jones type runs out of house and falls over wearing jumpsuit) Not at Somerfield. Somerthing different. 31. Eskimo woman pulls up what might be a fish from ice hole. No, it's t-shirt. Ariel works on cool wash cycle. 32. My sport pushes me to the limits. Great for my body, tough on my hair. V05 33. Robots have hair done. Break the mold with V05 styling products. 34. Carling. Great balance of taste and refreshment. hand moves pint onto spot. Spot on. 35. People being athletic in cities and parks to Nina Simone singing list of body parts she has. Muller yoghurts. 36. If you buy a custom made car, you can get exactly what you want, but it costs you more. If you book the different parts of your holiday with Expedia, it costs you less 37. Food you eat you don't digest you just carry around - woman shown putting food in handbag. Senokot 38. Dating has never been so easy with new text mates 39. Where you work do people always tell you their true opinions? Use your head. Teach. 40. Mama says there's now nearly twice as much calcium in my Petit Filou. Advertising mostly isn't very good is it?
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