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Category: Art
Date: 05 May 2005
Vote Lib Dem (http://www.libdems.org.uk/) if you like red heads, ride a bicycle, were unpopular at school, think you are clever, or generally are a Labour supporter.
Vote Conservative (http://www.conservatives.com/) if you are a zenophobic racist, are over 80, live in detached house, live in a village, are into sadomasochism, or are rich.
Vote Labour (http://www.labour.org.uk/) if you have brown hair, like dogs, eat vegetables sometimes, read a newspaper, enjoy sunny weather, and are racked by internal contradictions.
Vote Respect (http://www.respectcoalition.org/) if you have a moustache and a mercedes and repect the word respect.
Vote UKIP (http://www.ukip.org/) if you are insane and share some of the the concerns of the conservative voter above.
Vote Green (http://www.greenparty.org.uk/billboard) if you're red and ride a unicycle.
Vote BNP (http://www.bnp.org.uk/) if you're a conservative wanting to come out the closet.
Enjoy the day. http://www.worlwidereview.com predicts a Lab majority over 120.
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