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Wimbledon Tennis Championships
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From: sports report
Category: TV
Date: 21 June 2005

Review

http://www.wimbledon.org/en_GB/

Will bore out the tv schedules for the next weeks.. Rivalling Big Brother for ubiquity. Henman will lose early, he is getting older, and I as I write this he struggles in the first round. Some foreign hyper athletic teenager with steel balls or breasts will reach the final. If Blonde and a woman, will be considered a great beauty no matter how uninspiring her features. Unsurprisingly,the English teenagers, ranked in the top 10000 in the world, and allowed to play only by special favour to be nobly sacrificed, are all scrawny, inconsistent spotty losers. In the stands, middle class folk will sit politely sweating or shivering in their pale pink skins. Once it all is over nothing whatsoever will have occurred, and the pointlessness of sport, mirroring life, will have been affirmed.

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