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From: donut
Category: Art
Date: 01 December 2005

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new year resolutions

I will:

be more angry over minor annoyances

become apoplectic over inconveniences

stare aggressively at middle-class people

barge into tourists on pavements

push in front of old people in bus queues

stand downstairs at the front blocking further entry by other passengers

spit

cough in crowded places mouth uncovered

piss and shit and drool all over the place in public toilets

draw on walls

fart

talk obscenely as much as possible

be bigoted and narrow minded

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