Date: 18 December 2005
I bumped into that Jimmy Carr bloke on Channel 4 the other night. I said, Jimmy, I feel like kissing you. He said, why, do you fancy me? I said no, you look like a baby's bottom.
A woman friend of mine pulled Jimmy Carr the other night. Lovely girl. We're all looking forward to her getting her sight back.
Jimmy Carr didn't like that last joke. He called me a cunt. I said, don't talk about things you have no experience of.
A friend of mine got given a Jimmy Carr DVD for his birthday. He was bragging about it later. I said, 'Bully for you'. Take your time. There you go.
I had that Jimmy Carr in the back of my cab the other day. Very intelligent lad. I agree with everything he says.